Staci: Do you want 1 punch or 2 punches?
Student: 1 punch please.
Staci: Here you are. *Punches student*
Student: Thank you.
Staci: You’re welcome.
I have never had a kid say 0 punches please.
They don’t understand this game, but they kind of like it.
*Disclaimer* The punches are more like "love taps". I would never actually punch a child... Well, I think.