Staci: "May I help you? 1, 2, go!" (1, 2, go means repeat me...)
Children: "May I shmelp you?"
Staci: "One more time!"
Children: "May I shmelp you?"
O dear.
Later that day...practicing shopping with students...
Daniel: Hello!
Student: Hello. May I have you?
Daniel: (puzzled look)
O boy.