Had just taught the students “May I help you?” and were practicing responses.
Daniel: May I help you?
Student 1: Apple, please.
Daniel: May I help you?
Student 2: Ice cream, please.
Daniel: May I help you?
Student 3: Unko (うんこ)please.
Unko means poop. Hopefully, he was just being obnoxious and not serious.
It is easy to be obsessed with the subject here with books like this one...

