That's Not My Name

I would like to write this post using a parody of a great song by the Ting Tings...

They call me Wade, they call me sensei, they call me gaijin, they call me “Hey!”
That's not my name, That's not my name, That's not my name, That's not my...name!

Wade is the previous AET, "sensei" means teacher, "gaijin" is a derogatory term for foreigners and "Hey"
is just a common substitution for "Hello"